Bianca: Put aside her terrible attitude on the show, this is a nice photo of Bianca. The pose is sexy, and her face has never looked softer. It's just that the elements don't match up -- the slinky, sexy lady cuddling up to the old, burly biker who's completely ignoring her.

Dominique: This photo of Dominique standing up on a motorcycle works because Dominique is naturally beautiful enough to make that a slightly compelling subject.

Kayla: Normally, it's a great thing to be gorgeous and elegant that you couldn't look like Snooki if you tried. It is ironic that Kayla became the first model on the show EVER to be eliminated for not looking "hot mess" enough.

Angelea: Thanks to that rather atrocious wig, Angelea has never looked more androgynous, but I like almost everything else about this shot. Especially her angles, which show off her cheekbones, and the way she's looking off to the distance -- it's sort of wistful, which is not something I'd ever associate with Nene, but it's nice all the same.

Lisa: There must be a method to Lisa's madness, because the end result was a shot that is quiet, composed and sexy, without being dull. It's still caricature, but it's subtle.

Allison: Allison barely escaped the bottom three for this shot, and I am completely flabbergasted as to why. Sure, she doesn't look anything like Snooki -- but maybe don't ask an ethereal tall, lean, pale white girl with blonde hair to look like a crazy short, curvy orange girl with black hair if you want an exact likeness. Instead, Allison's photo comes the closest to what I, if I were Tyra, would want to achieve with this photo shoot: A photo that captures that "reality star" speed, glitz, excess and artificiality, but shining through is this beautiful, graceful model who can't help but be the opposite. She's part of the scene, yet completely out of place at the same time. At least that's what I get from this shot, and that's what makes it infinitely more interesting to me than any of the rest.