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27 March 2010

2010: Soundmunches #10 

Tokio Hotel – World Behind My Wall
Arctic Monkeys – My Propeller

Kelis – Acapella
Owl City – Vanilla Twilight

Lady Antebellum – Need You Now
Janet Jackson – Nothing

OK WILL BE AWAY FROM 29TH MARCH TO 2 APRIL NIGHT.

Hey, That's My Fabric 

The designers were asked to design and create their own print fabric as the basis for their looks.


Designs I liked: Seth Aaron, Maya, Emilio (winning design), and Jay Nicolas
Eliminated: Anthony

Despicable Me 

The plot revolves around the world's #2 supervillain, Gru (Steve Carell), the former #1, whose evil attempts are always thwarted by Vector (Jason Segel), a super smart teenage nerd, who is the #1 supervillain. In an attempt to outdo Vector, he starts plotting to steal the moon while he hides underground in a suburban neighborhood living with his idiotic minions which look like genetically altered Corn Pops. His plot is jeopardized by three orphaned girls who see him as a prospective father.

The movie has multiple trailers - go catch all of them on youtube. These are the two more interesting ones!


Banana Etiquette 

It was a double elimination this week, so it doesn’t really matter which tribe won. The villains merely got to eat hot dogs.

Heroes
Rupert’s
choices: To keep James, who wants to be in the game badly, or keep Colby, to eliminate the stronger guy James.

James’ strategy: He thought clinching a victory in a footrace against JT would keep him secure. Obviously, his plan failed, as he miserably lost the race to JT.

ELIMINATED: JAMES [HURRAY!! YES! YES! YES! YES! Colby’s still safe!!!]

Villains
General consensus initially: Rob, Tyson and Sandra votes Russell; Courtney, Coach and Jerri votes Parvati.

Tyson’s gameplan: He wants Parvati out at all costs. He stupidly listens to Russell and switches his vote to Parvati the moment Russell says he will not use the hidden immunity idol on anyone.


Russell’s strategy: Worked out magnificently, and together with Parvati and Danielle, they successfully eliminated Tyson, who totally self-jacked himself. Tyson proclaims himself a victim of his own stupidity, yet he still describes himself as ‘awesome’. What??

26 March 2010

Let's Dance 

The models were split into two teams and their knowledge about fashion were put to the test. The winning team (Raina, Krista, Angelea, Simone, Jessica, Alexandra) received a $500 gift certificate at Bluefly.com, while the person with the best go-see (Simone) received a $2,500 gift certificate, clinching a feature in the Spring campaign of Bluefly as well.

Dance was the theme of the photo shoot, and the ladies were required to demonstrate some fancy footwork.



Photos I liked (clockwise from left): Angelea - Moshing; Alexandra - Breakdancing; Alasia - Interpretive Dance (winning photo); Raina - Jazz

Ren is mad. She joined the competition just to please her mum, and she was so damn bloody honest about it in front of Tyra. That’s what got her eliminated.

25 March 2010

Episode 902 

Link to The Apprentice 9 Episode 2

Task: Run a Kodak Storefront
Project Managers: Maria Kanellis (Tenacity) and Sinbad (Rocksolid)

  • Cyndi Lauper's proving to be a great distraction to the team LOL. I think she's going to lose some fans after this season, like seriously. Her hairstyle keeps on evolving, it's pretty sensational.
  • The former Illinois governor is stirring up so much controversy! People on the streets are calling him 'a disgrace', and one even mistook him for Donny Osmond HAHA.
  • Curtis Stone is homeMADE. =)
  • The wrestlers (Goldberg and Maria) are doing themselves proud by having the brains and the brawns to execute the project.

Winning team: Tenacity [Maria raised $20,000 for her fonudation, Make a Wish Foundation]

Reasons for win: . They seemed to promote the product more than the men which is what the Kodak presidents were looking for despite numerous power outages that threatened them during the walkthrough.

Losing team: Rocksolid

Reasons for loss: While the men were praised for using their celebrity power (such as Darryl posing in a New York Mets jersey) with certain people the men missed the bill on getting the product out to the customers and also lost because of a card that had a website to find the pictures that were taken at the store: the website was nowhere to be found on the card, according to 2 secret shoppers that shopped at the men's storefront.

Final boardroom: Sinbad, Bret Michaels, Rod Blagojevich

Fired: Sinbad for not leading well as the team leader and for not being able to manage Bret, who disappeared for the first part of the task. Sinbad was criticized for the website card as well and also was fired for bringing Rod Blagojevich in when he was not responsible for the loss.


24 March 2010

Cathy Drone 


Places visited: France: Reims, Épernay and Pierry
Random comments:
  • Champagne cellars look as dingy and smelly as trenches/ditches/shellscrapes do.
  • Taittinger La Marquetterie is a beautiful name and has a beautifuller aesthetic.
  • I keep forgetting the existence of the grandpup-and-daughter team (Steve and Allie) – surprisingly they have been doing consistently well. Their car decided to die on them though, and that cost them some valuable time. What’s more, the grandpa injured his hand. Opportune moment for them to get eliminated, but they still came in third.
  • Jordan is still a source of humour – she thought Joan in Noah’s ark was a guy.
  • I don’t like the detectives (Louie and Michael), so why do they keep coming in first?
  • Balancing those glasses can be a pain. And my favourite two teams were fighting to avoid elimination – Jeff and Jordan, and Brent and Caite.

    Eliminated: Jeff and Jordan. Damn, that sucked.

Top 11 – Billboard #1 Hits 

Top Band
Crystal Bowersox – ‘Me And Bobby McGee’ by Janis Joplin
She is one true competitor and a performer who puts on a good show for the audience every single week. I love how she develops after every performance – such a joy to watch. She is definitely in a different league compared to the rest.

Lee DeWyze – ‘The Letter’ by The Box Tops
This was an interesting song choice which seems pretty unknown, but his performance managed to captivate the audience. The confidence and voice control were there, but perhaps he did not seem as relevant as he should’ve been, considering how he should have picked a very current or classic song for a theme like Billboard #1 hits.

Siobhan Magnus – ‘Superstition’ by Stevie Wonder
Wow, she has a whole string of instrumentalists supporting her. She knows that she has to shriek every performance to get the crowd gaga over her, so that last chain of screams was pretty strategic. She should try something different if she wants to go much further, ie Top 3 or something.

Middle Band
Katie Stevens – ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ by Fergie
I applaud her for actually choosing a contemporary song. While she may have bombed ‘Breakaway’, she certainly redeemed herself a little with this performance. Her voice got very strained halfway into the song, but all I can say is she gave a valiant effort. Dakota Fanning of American Idol, LOL.

Casey James – ‘The Power Of Love’ by Huey Lewis and The News
I thought he was going to sing Celine, but I guess they just share the same song title. Like Crystal, he’s authentic. Indeed, one of the better vocals of the night, but I thought you could hear this in a bar or something.

Aaron Kelly – ‘I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing’ by Aerosmith
Miley finally found a contestant younger than herself. He’s proving to be getting better and better - no more weird stage awkwardness (though he obviously can be more confident).

Michael Lynche – ‘When A Man Loves A Woman’ by Percy Sledge
I refer to him as Mr. Cliché. He’s just the velvet teddy bear who just sings well and makes it safe through every single week with his romantic and cheesy songs. I was so glad Kara exposed his strategy – overindulgence! So old-fashioned, 2000 and late.

Didi Benami – ‘You’re No Good’ by Linda Ronstadt
Once again, it was a weird song choice. I thought she was quite into her groove, but the judges may be right when they said that she was playing a certain role. I hope she isn’t in danger!!

Lower Band
Andrew Garcia – ‘I Heard It Through The Grapevine’ by Marvin Gaye
Mr. ‘Straight Up’ will still be remembered as Mr. ‘Straight Up’. He is messing up big time. Yawn.

Tim Urban – ‘Crazy Little Thing Called Love’ by Queen
Before I begin the critique, I would like to point out that Miley is a joke. To be honest, I’m still darn stunned his looks managed to pull him through to these stages. He was slightly better than Paige, but that was another epic fail. I’d rather he stay over Paige, because he’s rather entertaining.

Paige Miles – ‘Against All Odds’ by Phil Collins
If you’re choosing an epic classic like ‘Against All Odds’, you have to sound FANTASTIC. She was pitchy and cracking all over the place, and her interpretation was plain awkward. Please, let me see her gone by my next book-out. This is a waste of space.
Bottom 3: Tim Urban, Paige Miles, Katie Stevens
Eliminated: Paige Miles (YESSSS.)
The guest performers were a triple threat: Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, and Joe Jonas. Demi Lovato pleasantly surprised me. She could actually sing.

Rant. 

This is a shout-out to all Section 4'ers, to say that we share a lot of things in common.
1) We are always the last section to draw and send arms.
2) We are always the furthest section from the toilet (ie the last section to bathe and poop)
3) We are always the last section to march during route marches.
4) We are always the last section to shoot during Range.
5) We are always the last section to board the bookout bus.
Today, the worst occurred:
We didn't manage to throw our 'water bombs' as those before our turn malfunctioned and we needed a machine to repair those water bombs. They ran out of machines and as a consequence, we are supposed to return on Saturday to continue throwing our water bombs. We get the brunt of something we did not do. That was absolutely annoying! What's more, we didn't get to eat dinner. Brrr.
[Sounding so indirect because there are limitations as to what I can type here. Tell you guys more when I see you. ROARR.]

21 March 2010

Takin' It To The Streets 

The designers were asked to create looks inspired by a distinctive New York City neighborhood. They were divided into four teams of two, and each team had to come up with a day and evening look.


Designs I liked (from top left clockwise, bold representing team leader): Seth Aaron and Emilio (for Harlem), Maya and Anthony (Chinatown)
Winner: Emilio and Seth Aaron
Bottom 4: Jay and Mila (East Village ie Lower East Side), Amy and Jonathan (Upper East Side)
Eliminated: Amy Sarabi
LOUIS WILL BE AWAY FROM 22nd MARCH TO 26TH MARCH EVENING. 18 MORE DAYS TO POP. THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. (Though I honestly pray I can make it past those dreaded route marches.)

The Apprentice 9 (Celebrity Apprentice 3) Debut Episode 

Team Rocksolid (Men)
Curtis Stone – Celebrity Chef
Bill Goldberg – Wrestler
Sinbad – Stand-up Comedian
Bret Michaels – Lead singer of ‘Poison’
Michael Johnson – Olympic Gold Medal Sprinter
Rod Blagojevich – Former Illinois Governor
Darryl Strawberry – Baseball Star

Team Tenacity (Women)
Holly Robinson Peete - Actress
Summer Sanders – Olympic Gold Medallist Swimmer
Sharon Osbourne – Music Manager / TV Star
Cyndi Lauper – Grammy-winning Singer
Carol Leifer – Writer / Comedian
Maria Kanellis – Former WWE Diva
Selita Ebanks – Victoria’s Secret Angel


Task: Teams were required to run a New York diner. The team which earns most tips and donations wins.

Project Managers: Cyndi Lauper and Bret Michaels (both singers haha)

  • It was so amusing watching the Illinois governor taking orders and serving people the restaurant.
  • Girls had a very good strategy initially. Since they only had 3 hours of operations, they let the diners who were willing to make bigger donations dine first. However, the crowd turned chaotic because Carol kept rallying people into the diner and there was no one controlling the situation.
  • Guys had one of the stupidest strategies ever in the beginning. They charged US$100 for a freaking burger. Who in the world would buy that?! All the culinary skills of Curtis Stone went to waste because of a pricing problem! Somehow though, rich folks started streaming and the situation started to change for the better.
  • Obviously, Cyndi performed ‘True Colours’ in the diner. She started crumbling when Donald Jr came up to her and asked her the simplest of questions. Funny.

VERDICT

Tenacity: US$39,559 (including the US$10,000 which Joan Rivers gave to them)
Rocksolid: US$57,900

As project manager, Bret Michaels wins $100,000 for his charity American Diabetes Association. Tenacity lost because they left many big donors in the line. Hence, Carol was at fault because she didn’t control the crowd. The food pricing was criticized for being set too low, and that contributed to their loss.

Eliminated: Carol Leifer

P.S The girls were all super harmonious. Everyone didn’t want to mention who was the weakest link, which I thought was rather sweet of them. But obviously, Trump didn’t like all the wishy-washy.

P.P.S Donald Trump lost a little of my respect when he started slamming Rosie O’Donnell.

Link to episode 1.


Double Bill 

Remember Me


  • The ending is pretty mind-blowing. Emotional.
  • Robert Pattinson and Pierce Brosnan can actually act. I loved how Pattinson yelled at Brosnan in one of the scenes.
  • The movie is not as sappy as the trailer made it out to be. The opening and closing sequences somewhat disproved that hypothesis immediately.
  • I think the Ruby Jerins acted really well as the intelligent small girl (Caroline) who gets picked on in school. I like her short hair, and her very adult-like aspirations about becoming an artist.
  • I like how ominous music starts kicking in whenever they portray happy scenes. Absolute irony
  • Don't find out the dates the film takes place, because it will spoiler you for the ending.
  • I thought Chris Cooper didn't act too well as the protective father.

Alice In Wonderland

  • The opening of the film is so boring. It only took a turn when Alice started falling down the hole, which was a pretty amazing scene.
  • The film didn't blow me away (probably because my expectations for the movie were high), but I guessed the visual effects were the main attraction.
  • It was a fun and imaginative tale, with the movie strongly anchored by the impressionable characters and environments, rather than an intriguing plot.
  • I liked how Johnny Depp (Mad Hatter) didn't really steal the whole show. I mean, he usually becomes the limelight of the shows that he act in (Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Carribbean...), but he doesn't this time round. Very good.
  • I loved the Red Queen (played by Helena Bonham Carter aka Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd)
  • Anne Hathaway had too little screentime as The White Queen imo.
  • I'd encourage you to watch it in 3D, because it does immerse you in Wonderland.

LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING SHUTTER ISLAND.


2010: Soundmunches #9 

Hot Chip – I Feel Better [Absolute snipe at JLS LOL laughed until pengsan.]
Mika – Kick Ass


The Arctic Monkeys – The Afternoon’s Hat
Sia – You’ve Changed

Sia – Clap Your Hands
Sophie Ellis Bextor – Bittersweet

20 March 2010

ROLLING STONES WEEK. 

Rankings:
  1. Siobhan Magnus - Paint It Black
  2. Aaron Kelly - Angie
  3. Didi Benami - Play With Fire
  4. Crystal Bowersox - You Can't Always Get What You Want
  5. Katie Stevens - Wild Horses
  6. Lee DeWyze - Beast of Burden
  7. Paige Miles - Honky Tonk Women
  8. Casey James - It's All Over Now
  9. Michael Lynche - Miss You
  10. Lacey Brown - Ruby Tuesday
  11. Andrew Garcia - Gimme Shelter
  12. Tim Urban - Under My Thumb

People whom I care for:

  • Siobhan was fantastic. That high note....shazam!!! As Kara said, best interpretation tonight.
  • Aaron chose the right song! Nice falsettoes that were within his capacity.He even got compared to Justin Timberlake and Rascal Flatts.
  • Didi did a smashing job! It's good to see her coming out of mid-table. The sweetness of her voice somehow contributed positively to the eerieness of song.
  • Crystal is such a joy to watch. Very natural on stage, delivers with a conviction that other contestants lack. However, it's true that she didn't come in first this round.
  • Lacey likes to sit on the edge of the stage. I really like her voice quality, but sometimes she can get rather boring, especially when she decides to rest her thighs when the strings quartet come in.

Other news:

  • David Cook's having a new album!
  • Orianthi (MJ's guitarist for his comeback concert, This Is It) performed 'According To You', which has peaked #17 on Billboard. The song sounds so Demi Lovato. Don't like!
  • Ke$ha performed her 2nd single 'Blah Blah Blah' with 3OH!3. A bit crazy, but it's just her.

Bottom 3: Paige Miles, Tim Urban, Lacey Brown

Eliminated: LACEY BROWN (sigh.)

Here's the links to the performance show and results show. Next week's theme: Teen Idols. WTF? Does that mean a combination of all evils like Taylor, Demi and Jonas?

P.S The elimination song (Will Young's 'Leave Right Now') is so evil! 'I think I better leave right now, before I fall any deeper.' HAHA oh god.


Naduah is just Dreckitude! 

Miss Jay is no longer a judge this season. Replacing him is editor-at-large of Vogue, Andre Leon Talley.
This episode’s editing seems really poorly executed, with so many abrupt transitions!


Outstanding photos (from L to R): Jessica and the shorts; Angelea (resident bitch who takes great shots) with the shoe; Ren with the hat; Raina with the ring.

Winning photo: Jessica
Eliminated: Gabrielle
Random points:
Alasia is a freaking drama queen! “She looks preggers” LOL. Her catwalk was a joke too. So is her laugh. Alright, she’s a joke. Why does Andre keep backing her up?
Alexandra, the self-proclaimed competitive model, fell twice on the runway. Like oh my god.



Winner of pendulum catwalk: Brenda and Jessica (on the merit that she won Best Photo previously)


Outstanding photos (have to look fierce despite the cold) [From top anticlockwise]: Raina (was smizing in her photo) , Tatianna and Krista

Winning photo: Raina
Eliminated: Naduah (WOW. VERY SHOCKING. The bald head with the strong personality is gone in a double elimination episode!)

This is not what I signed up for! 


The re-enactment of the battle scene in the trenches seemed so exciting, but reality isn’t like that, obviously. What’s more, the contestants didn’t even put on their LBVs, and they’re whining about the heat and smoke! What is this!

There should be more Dans and Jordans in the army. They add so much more colour to life LOL.

It’s amazing how Joe can still race despite that busted leg. I mean, I can’t last a 12km route march with like 10 blisters on my sole, but he can. He’s not that smart though; his big mouth resulted in he and Heidi getting U-turned by Louie and Michael. Sadness. They get eliminated because of that. Poor Heidi.


QUOTES OF THE DAY:
“Smart people do morse code. Dumb people do this.”Carol and Brandy on their wrong Detour choice.
“Put your boobs on the ground and drag ‘em over there.”Jeff on Jordan. Fortunately, they are still in the race. More entertainment for the viewers.

14 March 2010

America's Next Top Model Cycle 14 

Models who stood out in the debut episode:

  • Black girl who behaves like a white, Simone
  • Bald girl who has been through hell as a child, Naduah
  • Girl who thinks she knows it all and yet is really good as a model, Krista
  • Bi-racial girl who knows a lot about the modelling industry, Gabrielle

  • 18-year-old mother, Jessica
  • The bad-girl-gone-good, Angelea
  • The weird nerd who wore a wig and who is seriously quite a failure, Alasia
  • The last-minute entry, Ren

Louis will be away from 15th March to the afternoon of 20th March. This time, he'll be able to Twitter, save for the days between Tuesday and Thursday!

10 things to remember about field camp and I:

  1. I gained 1kg after field camp. Yes, gained.
  2. Digging shellscrapes are an absolute breeze when you are given a half-done one with wet soil.
  3. I cannot fathom how carrying a 30kg load on my back would be, given I already died carrying a 20kg one.
  4. Paintball is not fun when you're wearing a suffocating gear HAHA.
  5. Ice-cream and a letter from home were just the things we needed midway.
  6. The inertia of wearing things on and taking things off my body can get frustrating. It's like a love-hate relationship thing.
  7. Yes, the rations taste fantastic initially! The same can't be said for the subsequent meals.
  8. I will wear my ear plugs whenever I need to.
  9. I think I have been very fortunate to be placed in this platoon, in this company.
  10. I love tunnels.

Top 16 Perform 

GIRLS (from Best to Worst):
Crystal Bowersox – ‘Give Me One Reason’ by Tracy Chapman
Creative. Impressive. Good.

Lacey Brown – ‘The Story’ by Brand Carlile
Confident. Wholesome. Brilliant.

Didi Benami – ‘Rhiannon’ by Fleetwood Mac
Refreshing. Improved. Classy.

Siobhan Magnus – ‘House of the Rising Sun’ by The Animals
Unique. Moving. Contemporary.

Lilly Scott – ‘I Fall To Pieces’ by Patsy Cline
Original. Quirky. Innovative.

Katie Stevens – ‘Breakaway’ by Kelly Clarkson
Bland. Confused. Unoriginal.

Paige Miles – ‘Smile’ by Nat King Cole
Fail. Fail. Fail.

Katelyn Epperly – ‘I Feel The Earth Move’ by Carole King
Disconnected. Boring. Uninspired.

BOYS (from Best to Worst):
Michael Lynche – ‘This Woman’s Work’ by Kate Bush
Beautiful. Sensitive. Impressive.

Tim Urban – ‘Hallelujah’ by Leonard Cohen
Soulful. Honest. Emotional.

Todrick Hall – “Somebody To Love” by Queen
Entertaining. Dramatic. Good.

Lee DeWyze – ‘Fireflies’ by Owl City
Current. Engaging. Good.

Casey James – ‘You’ll Think Of Me’ by Keith Urban
Sincere. Safe. Forgettable.

Andrew Garcia – ‘Genie In A Bottle’ by Christina Aguilera
Pitchy. Rangeless. Contrived.

Alex Lambert – ‘Trouble’ by Ray LaMontagne
Unfocused. Unengaging. Sub-standard.

Aaron Kelly – ‘I’m Already There’ by Lonestar
Challenged. Average. Yawn.


Eliminated: Katelyn Epperly, Todrick Hall, Alex Lambert, Lilly Scott (WTF?)

Theme next week is The Rolling Stones

The Elements of Fashion 

The designers were asked to create a look inspired by one of the four classical elements: Earth, Water, Air, and Fire.


Good designs: Seth Aaron (Air), Maya (Water), Jonathan (Air and Challenge Winner), Jay (Air)
Eliminated: Ben Chmura (He screwed this challenge up! I was rooting for him all the way. Bummer.)


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