• anoop: I thought I was in for an hour of Bollywood music. Only then did I hear the chorus of 'Caught Up' sung by Mr. Slumdog Millionaire. He is outdoing himself - First, 'Beat It'; Now, 'Caught Up'. Wishing him all the best in his hiphop career. PATHETIC.
• megan: Congratulations Megan. You've given yourself the boot tomorrow night. She intelligently chooses a Bob Marley song on 'iTunes Download' week. Hi Megan, this week essentially means 'CHOOSE ANY DARN SONG', but she decided to give the songs of Amy Winehouse, Adele and Duffy a pass. Votefortheworst should just stop voting for her, because she's not even interesting to watch anymore. DREADFUL.
• danny: A well-delivered, subdued performance of 'What Hurts The Most'. He's really good, but I'm just pretty bored of him. But once again, the judges love him. I'm looking forward to adam and kris outshining him soon. BORING.
• allison: I just realized there are no mentors this week! Great! Allison sings 'Don't Speak'. She should give Megan some advice on song choice. Loved the slow rock feel, loved her raspy voice, loved the guitar, hated the dress. FEISTY.
• stevie wonder (aka scott): Whatever, they share the same traits. Alright, Scott chose a Billy Joel song. This is one of his best boring performances. Well done. Skate through to the next round. It'll be great if he gets eliminated. TURNS A BLIND EYE.
• matt: Well done for choosing a contemporary song: 'You Found Me' by The Fray. Thought it was pretty cool he was placed in the middle of a random moshpit. But sadly, his singing style somewhat reverted back to 'Viva La Vida'. He should realize his grainy voice sucks, and he should just exploit all his falsettos. DISAPPOINTING.
• mary j. blige (aka lil'): Wow, I surrender. I can't recognize her anymore. She looks like she came out of the Cadillac Records set. Alright, Rounds belted out a Celine dion ballad, which brought me back to the AI3 days of J. Hud, Fantasia and LaToya ie outdated. Ok, she looks pretty peeved after Randy told her 'Wrong song choice!'. EFFORTLESS, ie safe. Hello, stop canvassing votes for Lil' by taking those babies out.
• adam: Oh my god, Play That Funky Music White Boy. The show has just begun! Can you believe the person who sang Ring Of Fire, who sang Track Of My Tears, is singing this right now? He's brilliantly dynamic, he's talented, his vocal range is insane. End the competition and give him the title please, I think almost everyone in school knows who Adam Lambert is already. SMASHINGLY FANTASTIC.
• kris: Ain't No Sunshine when she's gone! Kris plays the piano! 4 women play the violins opposite him! He can sing 'I know, I know, I know, I know' forever and still sound fantastic. Woah, brilliant, genius. He is totally in the zone already. CHAMPION.

I can't believe Anoop/Megan and Kris/Lambert belong in the same competition. This is absurd.