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05 May 2006
omg. lemme start off with a very entertaining story...
THIS TABLE IS FOR MUMMIES AND BABIES.
imagine having to hear a woman who speaks terrible english who recently got promoted to manager in a very well-known fast food chain in bishan j8.
well. it all started when yuzhou, kenneth, me, xiaoyu and ziyang found a very nice table outside that particular fast food restaurant and left our bags there and went to order. i was the first to take my order and went back to my seat. and then, i heard this.
THIS TABLE IS FOR MUMMIES AND BABIES.
this manager with very furry hair at the back of her head told a group of rafflesians who slumped their bags beside our table. apparently at that period, it was school dismissal period. not giving a damn abt whether i was ordered to change my seats or whatsoever move my tray, the same furry-haired woman told me THIS TABLE IS FOR MUMMIES AND BABIES, as though she was some robot who could only say that bloody sentence. and fyi, she could only speak chinese besides that very fateful 7 words.
many groups of students came and gone after she said those 7 cursed words, resulting in the annoyance of many. later, she came back to us and told us that this table was meant for mummies and babies. THE WEIRD THING IS, THERE WERE NO MUMMIES AND BABIES AT THAT PERIOD WHO WERE EATING.
later, this man sat down at the 'mummies-and-babies-only' table, eating his takopachi octopus balls AND THE FURRY-HAIRED WOMAN DIDN'T BOTHER! whats worst is, the so-called mummies and babies found their seats and ate OUTSIDE FOOD??
I don't know if this is the policy of that particular fastfood restaurant to encourage a welfare fast-food charitable organization or what, but the practical thing is that AREN'T THOSE SEATS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE HAVING THEIR FASTFOOD MEALS? and what right does she have to say that we are supposed to leave our seats to somewhere more cramped???
Even if we were to move our seats, the indoor seats available WERE ALL FULL. and the worst thing is, she resorted to taking away chairs from students who put their bags on the chairs to give it to OTHER MUMMIES AND BABIES WHO PUT THEIR BAGS ON THOSE CHAIRS. like that totally pissed me off.
well, as the group of us gathered around to gossip about the furry-haired woman, with the arrival of more friends like wenjian and kelly, the woman came to ME. of all people ME. because she remembers ME. for I visit that fastfood restaurant almost every day after school dismissal. she said this in chinese: (obviously translated into english because of her bad profiency in the language)
Furry-haired bitch (FHB): you know you all are very rude. what must you ignore me when i tell you to move?
Me: (obviously in sophiscated english) Why should i move when apparently there aren't any mummies and babies (sarcastically)
FHB: (diverting the topic) give me your name. what school are you from? i want to tell your principal?
Me: Why should I when i'm not in the wrong?
FHB: Just tell me what school are you from. JC or Sec 2 or Sec 4? i see you wear long pants.
Me: (laughing at the bottom of my heart because apparently, SEC 2s WEAR SHORTS) I'm from JC (in unison with wenjian)
Kenneth at this moment helps me out by chipping in some deratogary remarks on this very interseting policy.
~~~~~the rest i shall ont mention. because its all abt the mummies and babies which i simply am sick of hearing it.
she got pissed, she left, she didn't come back again to bother us (which made me feel so peaceful, after having already potentially failing maths and physics and NOT GETTING INTO THE LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE <= this is by far the most shocking thing this year that has happened to big. VERY SHOCKING. and i'm still very fed up that i lost to 4 ppl. and I WASN'T CHOSEN? total ridicule to me.)
the interesting part was, we all saw her talking to the manager and she wept her tears and went home. like how emotional. but really, we didn't really empathize? coz it was simply r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.
1) Jiawei is going to write a complain letter draft for me.
2) she actually threaten me that she'll tell the school principal. on what grounds? on their new policy. and it is supposed to be me threatening to tell her manager abt this. what excellent service and customer service are you talking abt here when u sacrfiice the benefits of yr loyal patrons to mummies and babies. i just don't get it.
3) she has a hard time undertsanding what a fastfood restaurant is. apparently, you eat fast and u leave. we did so. we ate their food. some didn't. and she didn't tell them to leave. instead, she told us to leave. and there were abt 8 of us. squeezing in 3 pathetic tables. she'll be a very good waitress in a chinese restaurant, but in this particular fastfood restaruant? uh uh.
what a day it was.
went to bowling after that, bowled some nice strikes with pathetic scores ranging from 90-110, with zerome beating me in the last game (gg). baby w left after bowling and they wbent to my house to watch hardgay -.- and played x-men and played cluedo which ziyang tycolly won.
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